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ASD/ADHD/Doctor/Queer

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@imfleetwoodjack That really sucks. When I looked up how to improve my reflux it was like "avoid these things" and listed all my favourite foods and beverages. Fingers crossed the week without soda doesn't make a difference and it becomes a moot point.

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@D1G1T4L4NG3L "Dividing by" is usually taught at that level as "shared among". It's not that hard to say you can't share among 0 people.

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@elonmusk @cb_doge You really haven't changed much

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@crim_tweets_ This wouldn't be that hard to do in photoshop. WHERE HAVE THE ARTISANAL SHITPOSTS GONE!?

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@doesnotcompute @daveanthony Yep. Thank you so much ❤️

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@ASnactivist @doesnotcompute @daveanthony It looks like your DMs are closed

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@KharloKong Apparently bombing hospitals represents American values.

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@_JamesGilboy @_mrpussy I thought this sounded weird as fuck since his normal pattern is to double down on his mistakes and never admit any wrongdoing. On reading the article I think he's more trying to say "Of *course* we're having delays, it's so advanced and innovative."

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@mayorarcanna

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@LeftHandNews @IwriteOK "I use facts and logic." To arrive at the wrong conclusion 😋

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@ScottTsukuru @IwriteOK Honestly, I don't think it's even that intelligent. Apparently Elon felt that article links take up too much space on the feed and pushed the change through even though advertisers hated it.

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@KharloKong I 100% thought this was shrimp till I zoomed in. I was confused why anyone would be opposed to that. But now I see other comments implying shrimp on pizza might also be controversial and I'm reminded that Americans only have like three pizza toppings.

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@amandajanewd As we said of Penny back in 2010: the party line won't toe itself.

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@Clarknova1 I'll stop shooting babies when they release the hostages. What do you mean I'm the bad guy? Some of the hostages are BABIES for crying out loud.

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Mild case of the sillies

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@CAdreamboy Because it was necessary 😠

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@cloudsescaped I absolutely don't remember, sorry. I've had it for at least 10 years.

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Just to name a few.

(I know Cid's only 34 but he's old man coded.)

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#FFXIV players be like
(This could refer to so many characters)

[ຸ @grimesito]

to do list
- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that old man
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- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that old man
- sexualize that ol