Scott

Designer of things

[Scott @ScottTsukuru]

@LNER So the subsequent trains will still head north? Cool, thanks!

[Scott @ScottTsukuru]

@LNER currently on 6pm London to Edinburgh train that I’m now told is stopping at Newcastle? What are my options for getting home?

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@BareLeft Same nonsense in Edinburgh, having to dodge e-bikes that are mid pavement

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@SpannersReady The frustrating point is HP use a white version of their logo, which would work much better on the car than the blue. Putting the blue on white, or black, probably works better than red at least...

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@edzitron ‘But still give me $500 billion to build god.’

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@OfSymbols I’d say there’s a joke to be made there, but I imagine Starmer can be forgotten out of history without any similar scenarios taking place…

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@dandouglas The cynical mind might ponder who has invested in, say, Pret, and who has invested in your local neighbourhood cafe, and what level of influence they’d have on the debate, respectively…

[Scott @ScottTsukuru]

No need guys, just watch Children of Men again.

https://t.co/83H4g6sWMO

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@OfSymbols Let’s start with sacking all the political pundits and replacing them with AI.

Might actually be a job it can handle.

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@OfSymbols Or what Harris did; point at the stock market going up and then be shocked that normal people don’t see that as meaningful change

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@AlexSwanson532 Relegation release clause…

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@OfSymbols Bold to assume Kier could change direction in such a singular, smooth motion

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@flying_rodent While simultaneously setting the environment on fire…

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@SEGA Virtual On

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@Streettough I assume being dedicated to the eradication of potholes but with no budget to actually fix them will logically lead to the nuclear destruction of the entire island, thus getting rid of the potholes.

[Scott @ScottTsukuru]

@dandouglas That the remaining pothole budget was depleted filling the first 16 is irrelevant to this progress into the glorious, digital future.

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@Streettough Just cut to the chase and give the job to Chat GPT. At least there won't be any suit / Arsenal ticket buying scandals.

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@flying_rodent Spotted, but not fixed.

Basically all the same idiot MPs who insisted that blockchain would fix the NI border now think they handing billions to Sam Altman will fix everything else.

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@flying_rodent Just one more cut, that’ll do it for sure!

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@agirlcalledlina Suspect they are just chucking it places to get it noticed