Lance Gardner

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

@HyattConcierge @Hyatt Hyatt Carmel Highlands is refusing to wave the cancelation fee inside the (7 day!) window in spite of the fact that I am canceling due to medical emergency.

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

@SkySportsF1 @fia @F1 rule change please: restart order resets to running order at time of safety car deployment if red flag comes out.

[Mattathias Schwartz @Schwartzesque]

Here's a new essay I wrote about Portland, Oregon, my hometown. https://t.co/UKhAX1Zneq

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

what steps are needed to make media literacy + critical thinking part of each state's K-12 curriculum?

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

Is Lakeside Joint School District in Los Gatos really using an online curriculum to teach children that indigenous people had no spoken language before European colonization? What other school districts are using @studiesweekly? @TonyThurmond @CADeptEd

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

"Noli me tangere,"
the last pathetic, salvific salvo
of a disillusioned linguist heeded
(for now) by the frightened confectioner and the lucid pistoleer awaiting, by-and-by, the next St. Martin's Summer and a wing-footed desertion from the isolation of their withdrawing rooms.

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

Let’s play a game! It’s called #timetravelerpoem
@MerriamWebster lets you search first known uses of words by year.
Use this tool: https://t.co/g90hwCRFSM to pick a year, and write a poem using as many words (or as many as you feel like using) from that year’s list as possible.

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

can't regraft the mainspring of a distressful, formless soul disbanded from some muchacho by the reaphook of this virus.

On the esplanade the dead march is cancelled, the unreclaimed body piled with others in some comandeered cliquant caroche and
embellished with a

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

@creamofwool @imperfectfruit I just signed up. I can’t wait!

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

Hoping to receive updates and additional information from @PaloAltoPolice regarding the shelter in place on Indian/Moreno/ Greer, and the lockdown at Ohlone elementary @PaloAltoUnified @cityofpaloalto

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

Of course I miss being on stage, but I'm thrilled to be working @KQED

[SFChronicle Datebook @SFC_Datebook]

The last time @LancedGardner left acting, it was out of spite. This time, “I just felt like I knew what I needed in my life, and theater wasn’t providing that," he told The Chronicle. https://t.co/bW6ELUW7b3

[SFChronicle Datebook @SFC_Datebook]

The last time @LancedGardner left acting, it was out of spite. This time, “I just felt like I knew what I needed in my life, and theater wasn’t providing that," he told The Chronicle. https://t.co/bW6ELUW7b3

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

@priamaha

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

#backstage #berkeleyrep #bowlerhat #thegoodbook @ Berkeley Repertory Theatre https://t.co/rhE7TGmiiD

[Berkeley Rep @berkeleyrep]

Audiences are giving #TheGoodBook standing ovations and it’s only in previews. Come see what everyone will be talking about. #LanceGardner @creamofwool @denisohare @lpete88888 It officially opens on Thursday, May 2.

[Lance Gardner @lancedgardner]

Listen to this, and then vote: https://t.co/rFIcLgqpww … #bigfoot #sasquatch #squatch #bfro #gonesquatchin #SantaCruz #felton #proof #conspiracy #findingbigfoot #hoax #survival #Endangered #kalw #crosscurrents

[KALW @KALW]

San Francisco has 2,000 unused bike racks that need be installed. Where in The City do you need one? Let @sfmta_muni know: https://t.co/kXEh5SpU5C
@sfbike @RafaelMandelman #YouGetaBikeRack