Lance Everidge

Aussie writer. My personality = Gaming + Music + DnD + Dogs. Inspiration nowhere to be found. Pseudonym. Aego/Aro. He/Him. Always lurking.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

Sooo, my friend @MelodicKissa finished reading my first draft of #IfOnlyItWasReal... 😏😂

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@DamienHaas P3 Reload was the only game I played in January. I was... not okay. 🫠 But it's now my second favourite game of all time.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@introvertsmemes Wetlands

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@MrFishcorpse Ahh yes, this chihuahua is sooo aggressive.

I literally couldn't own a sweeter dog.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@insultsrare Women are included in a number is the number one option to MAG the Murder of the intended audience.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@magemasher22 I juuust ordered this mug for myself, not even an hour ago. 😀

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@hellolanemoore Not me saying this to myself three separate times in the last hour... 👀

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@LindsayHameroff My characters chuckle so much, they must think my writing's peak comedy.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@lw_writes Whoa, wasn't expecting to see a rec of a small band I found only weeks ago. Love them!

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@DamienHaas I KNEW IT AND I LOVE IT.

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@Dahyun_Chae That's exactly how you spelt it, good job.

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Wordle 335 1/6

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🤔 This will NEVER happen again.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@Dahyun_Chae *wants to try the word JEWEL but can't remember how to spell it*
Jeule? Juwle? Uhhh... juuel???

And yes, I'll never forget how you spelt the word jewellry that one time.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@Dahyun_Chae Well, seeing as I failed one before I aced one, I wouldn't trust that. God damn AMPLE. 😂

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@Dahyun_Chae Because today, and only today, I am an EPIC GAMER.

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@AzelfPMDSky @SpectralAurora_ Hell yeah, BW2 deserves the top.

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@Dahyun_Chae As you should.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

You ever think about what life was like when you were 13 and say to yourself, "...haven't been pushed down stairs in a while, I must be less of a threat to society," and then just carry on with your day like normal?

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

I had a dream the other day that I tweeted something controversial about mustard. The tweet had no likes, 31 retweets and 103 comments.

Just before this, I apparently tweeted a photo that just said "That's LOGIC." 163K likes.

I don't know how my brain thinks of these things.

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

Happy Two's Day, everyone!
22/02/2022

[Lance Everidge @lanceeveridge27]

@Kristen_Arnett The amount of times my characters smile, glare, chuckle and stare is insane.