Lance Johnson

[Rick Gehman @RickRunGood]

Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving it past him on number nine.

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[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

At least 12

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Twitch admin didn’t have to do Dan Orlovsky like this

[Mitch Hurtgen @mitchhurtgen168]

Wish more women my age appreciated my hair the way every single old lady I meet does

[Daire Carragher @DaireCarragher]

Packers and Lions combined: 10 wins

Vikings and Bears combined: 9 wins

Great franchises stay great.

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Stuffing is a supreme Thanksgiving side and does not deserve the slander it gets

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

I'm retweeting this from 3rd base

[milwaukee chuck @RA3THK3]

PEPIN COUNTY STAND UP!!!

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Because some moron isn't telling me to use an iron lung just in case I catch polio

[t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_]

Like, you can’t go to school without the polio vaccine I’m just confused as to why requiring a different one is suddenly stripping peoples rights but other ones aren’t. They’re simply adding one to the list of others you also cannot do things without. The list already exists like

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

From the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin how fucking tremendous is this??!

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

The midwest isn't ready.

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Maybe saying "its next months problem" when swiping my credit card ain't it 😅

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Do I have the rona, or did I smoke a heater last night?

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

So people want to raise the minimum wage (which will more than likely inflate prices on everything) and then abolish the 40 hour work week. Making it so you will probably make very similar money per week, but pay more for rent 🤔 makes sense to me...

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Something therapeutic about driving slow down backroads

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

Living rent free

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

3 easy steps to cancelling student loan debt...
A: Get a job
2: Get a job
D: Get a job

[Lance Johnson @lancej14]

People from the cities are whack