In the Garage

Pittsburgh Driver. Twitter adverse.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@BASTARDPAC 💔

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@DanhausenAD @nyknicks I am a hockey fan.
Basket Balls is only a step above the soccer balls in my opinion.

I was a Knickhausen fan. For all the very nice, very evil reasons.

I'm so happy for you my dude. You didn't earn this. But somehow... you totally did.

#theKinghausenofNewYork

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@NicoleLapin did not expect to cry on my daily walk while I pick up trash.

Your return to MoneyRehab was both welcomed and unfortunate. I love you and hope you are well.

And seeing as I parasocial both you and @TeamCoco, I feel like you and Sona should be best friends.

[Podcast Addict @PodcastAddict]

And yet again Google has suspended Podcast Addict.
Now the app is supposed to be in violation of the Violen Extremism policy.
And the screenshot they provide is just a search result screen of some live radio screen.
Can someone help me understand what's wrong in the screenshot???

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

I love and respect you, @profgalloway but listening to a jetsetting rich guy ask "Why don't they know how good the economy is?!?" on #ProfGMarkets is a little hard to swallow.

I know, I know. I'll wash it down with cake.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

You're way off here @profgalloway

I'm in Pittsburgh. I don't know anybody on the $1k/month fat-shots. I know a lot of people off fa$t food.

Don't correlate McD's and Ozempic.
Look at Aldi's gains.

There's way more broke people than medically-skinny ballers.

#profgmarkets

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

Set a time and hype it on WNW and CD298/299.

Take questions from your Patreon, but also allow people to $uperchat you.

Make it a sneaky little money bomb fundraiser for you, because you deserve it. Trust me. People will love it.

Then clean it up and release it as Episode 300.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@CongressDish did I hear you right? Episode 297?

300 is a big deal. In monthly comic books, 300 marks 25 years. It should be a celebration of you and your work.

Borrow Justin's studio, do a livestream on your YT.
AskJenAnything. Hosted/Moderated by Sister...

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@BQQuinn
Hearing you talk on TESD about your yard cat that got taken out hit me a lil hard.

I just buried a stray I was feeding for a couple years. I think the dickhead got hit by a car. But as shitty as he was, he was my friend. Always helped with my UberVan repairs.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@MightyHeaton

Weird hill to die on, I know.

He lives in my neighborhood and he worked at a place I pick up many Uber customers.

Part of the reason he took a shot at a politician is because he was bullied.

Calling him a "Virgin from Bethel Park" is bullying him posthumously.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@tomgrossicomedy I thought they were going to let you "Baker Mayfield" Lambeau.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@JustinRYoung Welp based on how much law enforcement is in my area shutting off access to the shooters house, they're really sticking to kayfabe.

It's ruining my weekend Uber quota.
🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚕

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@MikeACollier With PA's closed primaries, being registered for one of the parties isn't indicative of your political affiliation.
It's just the party you want to cast a primary vote in.
Don't read too much into it.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@JustinRYoung @lxeagle17 OH NO BUD. THREE NAMES.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@noah_sniderman @CityCastDenver @CityCastPgh @CityCastChicago @CityCastSLC @CityCastHouston @CityCastVegas I really enjoyed today's CityCast Voltron Episode.
I couldn't figure out how to tell you. This is my best guess.

DO IT ONCE A MONTH!!!!

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@whignewtons Emergency Chevron AOpod?

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@RedRightDan *throws away ESPN memes*
*prepares family guy memes*

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@JustinRYoung Clearly we need to update the VP tier list to include Carrot Top.

[In the Garage @LancesGarage]

@AUChizad @RobertKennedyJr @MightyHeaton A very *very* small correction.

Gas stations don't make money on doritos either.
Gas stations are restaurants.

Premade grab and go and onsite prepared food like Sheetz MTO are the only thing keeping most gas stations afloat.

-Gas station manager, 2 years.