Lance Taylor

Whoso would be a man must be a noncomformist

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

@jimmyfallon I love and respect that although you’re a celebrity you still possess humility and integrity #rarebreed

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I'm old

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

9 months away from Louisiana. The first thing to do is get @Raising_Canes

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

@jaysamit hey Jay! I was listening to you on aoc and I'd love a copy of your disrupt you workbook! Everything you said was golden man!

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

The dangerous @Kinder_Morgan tar sands pipeline -- http://t.co/66Bvvs47oV via @sumofus

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This is why women = problems

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Not now, Jack, I'm working.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

She has no idea...

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

@lancetaylor: A liquor store is not an ideal place to work when you have a hangover.

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

SNRI + SSRI = complacency in surreality

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

SSRI = constant surreality

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

Me being an ass might have a little something to do with your constant criticism #foodforthought

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

I'm starting to think I suck at dating.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'd read it

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who yells freedom in a Scottish accent when taking my pants off after a long day

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A half naked girl can get thousands of retweets

How many can Jesus get?

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

@bravesboy well it is no shave November broski!

[Lance Taylor @lancetaylor]

@liz_crews miss you! Hearts and all that stuff and whatnot