Lance Armstrong

Just an angelfish in a tank, tweeting about his life.

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already half-empty!

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is naturally divided the Atlantic, owing to the wide formation of the arctic basin.

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that can't even remember her own name.

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gonna be your best friend .good feeling's gone.

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if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him.

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masses, and its waters are so great and glorious achievement has been melted and returned to the ocean.

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it went this way, it went this way, it went this way.

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deep, and the amazing view and all, but do we do!?

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No, no, no, no, Cory!

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we're stuck here!

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it could ingest us and spit out our bones!

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tails 'round and swim straight on through to Sydney!

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to the top, the cold waters of the woods, eh?

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and I'm going to get out, so ready to see that filter?

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Who is this Cory Cat who knows everything?

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Maury, the average freight from the ocean.

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a gulp of sea turtles on the sponge beds.

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Where are we, anyway?

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gonna be all right!

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than any other fish.