I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"
no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
1. I feel like its weird that one of the things you get to do in heaven is watch people jerk off. That seems like a weird perk for leading a pious life.
2. I never knew I had a "1 million angels watching" kink until this second.
3. Fuck Elon musk, bring back twitter.
@KenCarman In 96 or 97 I got to go down on the field and hang out near 3rd base with Matt Williams. He went and got Orel Hershiser and the witnessed to me about Jesus for some reason. So that was...something. Imma go with Buddy Bell.