LancasterProblems

No place is perfect, but Lancaster PA is pretty damn close.

[Em ⛄️ @thtSCHICK_crayy]

Someone: “so you’re from Landcaster?”

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

It’s Lan-kiss-ter.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

This annoying trio on the Heat could be mistaken for a group arrested for dealing meth in Lancaster County.

[Michael E. @natswashdc1]

@LancProblems717 Somewhere in Lancaster.

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

Spring is in the air! Which in Lancaster means it smells like manure, not flowers. #LancasterProblems

[Blessing Lapp @BlessingLapp]

Sunday afternoon entertainment consists of watching 15+ Mennonite men try to capture their loose horse @LancProblems717

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

Only in Lancaster do you have to stop for cows. #LancasterProblems

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

The LPGA is in Lancaster this weekend for the US Open! It's great, except route 23 is closed and the detour takes forever #LancasterProblems

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

Only in Lancaster do you have to be aware of cow crossings. #LancasterProblems

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

This guy on a hill. Smh. #LancasterProblems

[Brooke Dienner @brooke_dienner]

If there is a necessary reason for this; I really can't figure out what it is. @LancProblems717

[erika rae @iAmerika12]

No one else knows what fastnacht day is😳 @LancProblems717

[carrie go birds wagler @carriewagler]

Why are we even talking about Valentine's Day when Fastnacht Day is on Tuesday? @LancProblems717 #needfasnachts #bestthingaboutLancaster

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

It's 50 degrees on Christmas Day. #LancasterProblems

[olivia :) @olivia_amey_]

Making plans is nice until you realize you live in lancaster county @LancProblems717

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

It's 2014, why are horses still a mode of transportation? Get your act together @Amish #LancasterProblems

[LancasterProblems @LancProblems717]

When people don't pronounce Roots right. #petpeeve #LancasterProblems

[S @samanthamorgan7]

“@Partyprobs: I live in a town that everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave” seriously though! @LancProblems717