Blessing Lapp

let all that you do be done in love \ (•◡•) /

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me after having a conversation with an extrovert who couldn’t stop talking

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

It's still crazy to me that the first thing everyone does when they buy a new phone is get a protective case for it, so we never see its body during its entire life, and we just accept it as fact rather than a design flaw.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee]

Nobody :

Me & my friends telling jokes :

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

those trucks with HIPS piss me off so bad

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

whenever i switch sleep positions i’m like this one’s gonna be huge for me

[emma :o @3mmaL3yva]

i look at my friends locations like they’re my little sims

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

me: they haven't responded in 20 minutes.. do they hate me? did I say the wrong thing? why aren't they writing back?

also me: oops, forgot my best friend existed for like 6 months lol

[Jeannette Reyes @msnewslady]

When both of your parents are news anchors

@Robert7News

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Returning packages is too much work. I just take my L and go about my day in misery

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[… @lurkmenistan69]

no one will tell you this but the secret to looking hot in photos is looking hot in real life