comrade josh

“You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Maryland officials unanimously approve a $1.4 billion Sphere entertainment venue near Washington, D.C., with plans to open by 2030.

[Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam]

“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students.

Who woulda thought that revolting actually works

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

MF THAT’S CALLED “WONDER MAN SEASON 2”

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[enny★ @kenjivsthewrld]

how niggas feel moving up tiers after getting "traded blows with the hulk" added to their Vs Battle Wiki

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

this movie was a rorschach test of whether you’d let white women get away with hate crimes. like… people died kim. she is guilty. they didn’t relitigate it because she was guilty

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

The billionaires can smell the end of Trump and are now socially positioning for 2028

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

Anthony Davis with an unreal quote about the Wizards crowd.

“I’d like it to be a little more packed in there, but the crowd was great, they were into it, got us over the hump…Even when I was here last year, very first home game. It was like ‘Dress Like a Seat Night’ in here.”

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

billy after watching chemistry videos on youtube at 3x speed

[𝖃-𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖞 @benkeithphoto]

Nathan: 10 monkeys were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Now there are 9 monkeys jumping on the bed. Do you get it?
Holmes: is it like, cause the monkeys should be asleep?
Nathan: it’s a cautionary tale
Holmes: oh I didn’t get it
Billy: turn the cameras off

[ty @tygrswrld]

brother you are in range has had me chuckling to myself for the last 10 minutes

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?"

mf do I know the muffin man?

[M @melosling]

Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

You Can Eat Anything

(by tommcgovern27 on IG)

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[‏️ٓ‏️ @CocoExiliado]

Mi primer día con el Tesla https://t.co/7Z4Is0FjNl

[comrade josh @land__san]

@BubbsStep Why Ken in the average tier, but Ryu in the unique tier?

[Regynald @negroprogrammer]

OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: You got no bitches before. Maybe you should question why that would change?