Karen Lander

Big, blonde & bustacious.

[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

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[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

Oooh, horrible weekend on so many levels. Thank gawd it's over

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SARAH LANCASHIRE, top notch gritty cop, loving Happy Valley. Brilliant

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24 days and counting http://t.co/mKBhj73j2n
Cannot wait!! <3 Yorkshire

[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

Look after your pooches, be a sensible dog owner!!

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Wow, what a snore???!!! Blooming heck, nearly deafening me!!!

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@Martina P.S. Really great to see you at the call centre!!! Top day to meet an idol!!

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@Martina I met you today & I found you honest and down to earth. The world is full of narrow minded people we can only be true to who we are

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Is it me or is Twitter just utterly pointless??? Do not get all the hype at all

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As if my Mum has offered to make me her delicious homemade steak & kidney pie for dinner tomorrow or I can have salad.....I mean, honestly!!

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@Dancingkate25 Aw, lovely day to go to the farm!!!! Fancy going chester zoo one day? I'm taking M&D home and then back home to chill xx

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@Dancingkate25 lol, I'm feeling brill now Kate!!!! Back to normal...... Whatever that is hahaha xx
What you doing today??

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@Dancingkate25 hey chick, how you doing? Good weekend?? X

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Happy Easter weekend peeps. Enjoy your weekend however you choose to celebrate it xx

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Win a trip to New York and get tattooed by Megan Massacre http://t.co/xIWcz90eCj

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Feel quite sad to hear Peaches G has died, far too young to leave two babies behind. RIP <3

[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

@BBCBreaking heartbreaking to gear such sad news, RIP Peaches, thoughts and prayers to your family

[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

Happy Birthday Simon Barker. Gone but never to be forgotten. Miss you my friend, RIP dude xx

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Bored of being sick, sick of being bored!!!! Aaargh!!!! Don't want to be ill more :-(

[Karen Lander @lander_karen]

I am going stir crazy...... Cannot look at the same walls anymore, so I'm going for a.bath and look the bathroom four walls instead