ShonahLandesBirdsall

I love the person I have become because I fought to become her.

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Me: [trying on an outfit for work] “is this cute?”
Ike: “you look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber... in the good way.”

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

You know it's gonna be a good day when you get a text from your naturopath that just says "you're a crazy lady."

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Ike to our cat: "you make a better doorknob to a window." Yep, that's the phrase. #nailedit

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Me: you cannot get a hotdog at any restaurant! Where do you think you can just go in an order a hotdog?!?
Ike: P.F Changs
#morningconvos

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@qcfidmfashion is there a meeting on Thursday??

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Ike: "do you ever wish you had armpit hair?"
Me: "I do have armpit hair, I just shave it..."
Ike: "oh yeah, I forgot."

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Me: "what does your pancreas even do?"
Ike: "I think it makes pancakes." #ikequotes

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

"I just need to eat my pizza. Then I'll be ready to talk to you." -Ike Birdsall

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Me: "can we PLEASE turn on the air conditioner?!"
Ike: "why? It's only 88 degrees in here." #arizonaprobs #indianagirl

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Sometimes you put gin in your wine and watch your cat chase a fly because it's Wednesday and you're a grown up.

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@smithcakerolls I dreamt that I was hanging out with Ike's parents while only wearing my bathrobe. I miss dream sharing!!!

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@MonroePaul come to Arizona!! And bring @JoeBrenneman2 or @JameelBrenneman or @jonbrenn_cpt with you!!

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@justlizzin 😂😂😂 no please

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@justlizzin I'm rationing you to 2 scares!

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@justlizzin just watched all the #scaringshonah videos because I miss you and I'm bored.

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@justlizzin my last scare 😩😫😭

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Ben (my 8-yr-old adopted bro): "but I don't like pie." Me:"you DONT LIKE PIE?! You don't belong in this family!" Ben:"I know...I'm adopted"

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

@sophalophabread wrote me literally the nicest letter in the whole world soooo yeah, everyone should be friends with her.

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

If you're out of ideas for Christmas, I'm selling paintings! I have 8 for sale. Message or text me! 317-379-8656

[ShonahLandesBirdsall @landesB4time]

Don't worry @JamesSteensma, every time I go to @justlizzin 's house, she makes a point to scare me.