Woke Phil Landes

Names Phil, work for NLU, sooper woke (parody)

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@itishowtimebby @SportsTalk_304 There’s 12 teams in the Big 10 that would beat the brakes off of WVU this Saturday.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@SportsTalk_304 Bowl records 😂😂😂😂 you don’t know ball. WVU wouldn’t beat a single team in the SEC and I say that as a WVU fan.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@SportsTalk_304 Big 10 and SEC are 1000% a different level of football.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@ESPN_BillC Where’s Stedman Bailey? Cuck

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@PghSteelersNow Beloved by who?

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@flushingitgolf Hopefully he bottles it.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@kclairerogers I wish they were worse you worthless whore

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@Irlgooonr Sexy af

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@PaigeSpiranac Paigey, not to be rude or nuthin but could you kindly update your fans as to the naturalness of your breasts? I’ve heard what you had to say in the past but they seem to have changed in shape recently. Us life long fans really deserve to know I think.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@nickysmokess Are we ready to have the conversation about Smokes being better than @hen_ease ?

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@ForePlayPod Surprised Philly has a golf course like this with how poor everyone in Philadelphia is. @Philly_Mays care to comment Christopher?

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@trillydonovan Too bad the coach is a bum

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@LIVTracking @TheMasters This is satire right?

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@Callihan_ You’re been wrong a lot of times before

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@PaulaYScanlan

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@MostlyHoopsShow @barstoolsports Not feast week yet cuck

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@barstoolsports BEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFF

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@vbauerlein @WSJ It’s the least shocking thing ever that someone that looks like you has an issue with this and isn’t able to comprehend that the right decision was reached.

[Woke Phil Landes @landes_phil]

@Blitz_Burgh @CoachTomlin is nothing but a poser. He’s football illiterate. We’d be better off with an orangutan. 🦧