Cortland Thompson

The moral of the story is I wanna die

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

This is the TSA oversized liquids bin before my flight.

The Europeans have gone crazy for Ranch.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Fantasy Box Office @FantasyBOGame]

If you eat out of the IMAX popcorn bucket and drink from the Canon mug you summon Maria Menounos herself

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

Greedy LA cinephiles getting yet another magical temple of movies while the rest of us live on scraps from the garbage like common peasants. I hate you guys

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[FranceNews24 @FranceNews24]

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

[Cortland Thompson @landofcort]

@SoullessEddie The only real disagreement I have is Emperors Soul. Character development, new magic system, new country, meaningful emotional moments in ~100 pages makes it pound for pound S tier.

[Vincenzo Landino @vincenzolandino]

https://t.co/HdApdqLDcZ

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

A VIDEO FROM THE DRIVERS POV AT THIS EXACT MOMENT HAS BEEN SENT TO ME NO WAY😭😭😭

[luca @waynesfury]

woke up and didnt find the whole criterion collection or a marty supreme jacket under the tree

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.

[🔞Doom🔞 @Doomed_Gal]

I FOUND IT

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

mood

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I hate that AMC ad where that couple has a dance battle then races then almost kisses. I hate it.

[sam #ANT5NELLI @AKA12WDC]

mcl tip to tip graphics daughter or haas ass to ass graphics son