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Hey Losers! Check out my page! he/him

[lando @landohamo]

saw a girl so pretty at the grocery store i went and cleaned my whole house

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@platofan402 cowboys are pretty good this year

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@platofan402 why? you votin' for him??

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@Sam_Brinker LETS GOOOOOOOO

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Warfare had changed. Bombs don't win battles. The battle is won through hearts and minds, and this is a slaughter of the hearts and minds of this nation.

[lando @landohamo]

Celebrating 10 years of scrolling and liking posts. This is my empire. #MyXAnniversary

[lando @landohamo]

a beautiful woman at work today saw me typing really fast and said in the thickest puerto rican accent possible “you type too fast, do you spend a lot of time on the computer?”

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jerking off w/o lube

[harrison @harrisonwyrick]

trader joe’s food names b like,
small spherical sweet cocoa flavored candy like substance that is multicolored and also good

fuck you suck my dick

[lando @landohamo]

declaring my independence from the opposite sex

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all of this could be yours

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good morning alternative women

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@platofan402 YEEEEEEES!!!

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sup baby girl

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i really don’t have anything funny to say. i just came home to this and my roommate saying “let me explain”

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it’s insane how quickly all of my problems are solved by drinking 2-3 beers and listening to rush

[lando @landohamo]

do it fart?