Lando Norris Monster Energy

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Status update: satisfied

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Diggs needs to act like he’s been here before

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Is it mandatory to answer calls on speakerphone when shopping at Ross or something

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Hear me out: Mog-Meter built in to Microsoft Teams meetings…. Revolutionary

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Imagine how scary thunder was when they thought Zeus was doing that shit

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I be in public looking over my shoulder and shit after playing too much Fortnite, I can��t imagine what fighting in Iran will do to me

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All of americas problems can be solved with a dude wipe and a cigarette

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Subway restaurants have reached long John silver levels of suspicion for money laundering. WHO IS EATING SUBWAY

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@DHSgov “Foward”

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Breaking: Kash Patel says there’s a lead on Nancy Guthrie at the NCAA Final Four tournament and he plans to investigate personally.

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Notre dame fans watching IU win today #iufb

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SEC twitter is like the one guy in fantasy that loves to talk about “points for”

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Hitting this celly on my out of the office tonight

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The tension between me and the Costco mobile phone guy is off the charts

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Who buys merch for a movie they haven’t even seen yet? Better yet a movie nobody has seen yet. Sheep are buying the Marty supreme jacket

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The chair company is THE WORST show I’ve ever watched. Why does it have a 100% on rotten tomatoes? I feel like this rating is my chair incident and I will get to the bottom of it

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@RepMikeCollins You gotta spit on it first

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@Commanders

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Tottenham player Son Heung-min is coming to Fortnite next week

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Good morning! President Trump is giving the commencement address at West Point at 10:15 this morning - hopefully they will have stairs this time so we don't have to deal with another 4 years of conspiracies about him walking down a ramp

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“Holy shit is that the Rizzler?” - probably Jalen Brunson before bricking all his shots #choke #cers #game2