The Lanphear Spear

[The Lanphear Spear @landonlanphear]

@asher_phillips_ he just like us

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Thomas Wadhouse was an English circus performer who lived in the 18th century. He is most famously known for having the world's longest nose, which measured 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.

[The Lanphear Spear @landonlanphear]

@shaeshae2600 @BigTucsonDad Documented proof that she fell for it in the DMs. Massive W

[The Lanphear Spear @landonlanphear]

@shaeshae2600 @BigTucsonDad I went to SawCon

[Jaden Hoffman @JHoffy11]

Dillon Gabriel when he has a receiver open

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

Can’t blame him 🤷‍♂️

#HouseOfTheDragon

via u/Doodlebob7

[✭Five Tool Texas✭ @FiveToolTexas]

#FiveToolWS F: @bbatitans 2025 4, Canes 15U Sharkey 2
PoG: @MLanphear 4.2 IP, 7K, 0H, ER

@FiveToolOK

[✭Five Tool Texas✭ @FiveToolTexas]

.@bbatitans 2025’s Maverick Lanphear (@MLanphear) was fantastic on the mound this evening. The RHP picked up 7 strikeouts through 4 hitless innings.

Barnsdall (OK) 2025 #uncommitted

#FiveToolWS

@FiveToolOK

[Prep Baseball Oklahoma @PrepBaseballOK]

2025 C/OF @MLanphear (Barnsdall HS) had an impressive day at the @bbatitans scout day running a 7.08 60, 85 mph from the OF, and showed off a quick exchange behind the plate for pop times as low as 1.97. Strong athlete for the 2025 class with plenty of athleticism

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[NFL @NFL]

Ohio love. ❤️🥲

@KidCudi | @JoeyB | #RuleItAll

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

❤️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What a career for Tom Brady 🐐

[nicco @NickEvers12]

🚨NIL Partnership Alert 🚨

Hoping to impact kids meaningfully by having 100% of the proceeds go to Make-A-Wish!

If you feel lead, join me at: https://t.co/pKHJ6dzAWS or https://t.co/e8TOrMR2HR

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

cannot wait to have a little fourth grade child and show them Napoleon Dynamite be like "this came out when i was your age and it was my favorite movie in the world" and for them to be like this is the worst piece of shit in the world dad i hate you

[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Idea time for Fox Sports

Have Bob announce he’s no longer doing the Fox Sports stuff for the big 10 title

Have Lincoln Riley go on Fox Sports to talk with Leinart and Bush about USC

Then bring Bob out of the the shadows and have him beat Riley’s ass on national television

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

BEDLAM FACTS THREAD

FACTS THAT EVERY #SOONERS FAN SHOULD KNOW FOR #BEDLAMFACTFRIDAY AND #BEDLAM

[The Lanphear Spear @landonlanphear]

@DennisChatelier @shaeshae2600 Back off Dennis