Landrie Lang

[Benton Mitchell @bentonpaulll]

my dog saved my life

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Queen B @BreeModerow]

Mutual effort is hard to come by I guess

[jessica @JessicaaMarieeM]

if im such an “eSsEnTiAl EmPLoYEE” CAN I GET A DANG RAISE

[Lane @CapOutKizzy]

I swear, females can FEEL things way before they actually find out things. They can feel when they’re being lied to. They can feel when their “friends” are being shitty. They can feel when something isn’t right. And when they feel these things, they feel them so deeply

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

girls literally find out everything and sometimes it’s just by accident like we don’t even try

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

yo, if your gf takes birth control go tell her thank you or buy her flowers or just fucking hug her for an extra second longer b/c these things are for real depression pills & y’all don’t realize what they truly go through just so y’all can nut 🤪🙌🏾

[Mitch @themitchellford]

My dad once told me “keep her stomach and flower vase full and you’ll have a lot less problems” and tbh that’s probably some of the best relationship advice I’ve ever been given lmao