landry

if you’re stalking me for senior assassin i don’t use my twitter lol

[Brady @pebbut]

I request that this video be played for my funeral

[landry @landrysyler]

@naya_boynton can’t tell if this is u being stressed about ur job or if ur just secretly a vampire

[landry @landrysyler]

sometimes i’ll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and i just stop what i’m doing for a second and think like yikes i really look like that

[pinar @pienar]

in a mood. not telling you which one

[landry @landrysyler]

hey nafo.... u call this a student section? how embarrassing

[landry @landrysyler]

is it just me or is everyone really going thru it rn??

[landry @landrysyler]

excuse the interruption of hate week but i hope everyone is genuinely happy and doing good in life and also #birdisnottheword

[landry @landrysyler]

ik ppl say money can’t buy happiness but crying when ur wearing airpods is a lot better than just crying

[landry @landrysyler]

this thunder makes me feel like i’m at rainforest café

[landry @landrysyler]

guys are 1000% hotter in any uniform

[landry @landrysyler]

kids on leashes are my biggest pet peeve

[landry @landrysyler]

i love when people tell me they’re listening to playlists i’ve made like thanks for jamming to my tunes dude luv u

[landry @landrysyler]

i think overthinking to the point that i can make myself cry for no reason at all can go in the “special skills” section of my résumé

[landry @landrysyler]

one of my favorite things is when my grandma shows me facebook memes that look like they’re from 2009