The Fast Lane

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Taxxx moneyyyy. Hurry up

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

The luck of the Irish ran out #bluedevils

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

As soon as you think "maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow" you've already lost

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Thanks for wasting my time

[Mason Doub @MDoub]

TYUS JONES

[Stu 🚀🚀 @Stukakke]

"I'd eat the corn out of her poop" @lane_swaim

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Praise da lort im back on twitter

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Having a broken hand is very inconvenient

[Matthew Hardy @matthewhardy54]

“@CoIlegeTweets: when ur the last of ur friends to turn 21 http://t.co/zcaFyxowgu” how I feel sometime, @PaulDriver3 @lane_swaim @wparks12

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

In the middle of a Mexican stand off. I will win

[Stu 🚀🚀 @Stukakke]

UNC lost to an unranked at home. Duke beat #2 on the road. Balanced is restored in the universe.

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Orgy in the band room?

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Pooping (:

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

can't she ever text me good morning for once?

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Try me

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

This girl has me trippin

[kacey lou † @kayynbee]

Why are people at Surry so weird?😩😤😐

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Homework can suck it

[The Fast Lane @lane_swaim]

Nothing like 3rd degree burns from a hot pocket