ιaηe ❥

I run entirely on caffeine and anger

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Everyone is so surprised how many nurses aren’t vaccinated, but considering the types of girls I went to high school with who are nurses now, I honestly just can’t say I’m surprised.

[Kaleb @KalebsCode]

edge of the world

[t @wtwwtww]

no suicidal shit but life just isn’t cutting it anymore

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

every time I unsubscribe from a page I followed when I was younger I level up

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

@Jack_Septic_Eye I like Dimitrescu butts and I cannot lie #memetime
https://t.co/WzhiwPy8I6

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

@etayscha I beg your pardon

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

hey @rockstarenergy y'all mind changing your original flavor back to what it used to be before the rebrand?

signed,
a disgruntled millennial who doesn't like change

[jeremy mckinnon @jeremymckinnon]

“ At a certain speed on the interstate, everything looks the same “

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

it was a lot funnier in my head I promise

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

im a whore for pumpkin pie things not pumpkin spice things. dont get it twisted

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

not my pasture, not my bullshit

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

i don't have to go to school with someone to know they failed math i just have to see their relationship post of "made it ___ years" when everyone knows damn well they broke up for half that amount of time

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

If you honk at me 0.5 seconds after the light turns green you just booked yourself a one way ticket to park town congratulations we're going to sit here until one of us dies

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

can we normalize saying “i just don’t feel like talking rn” bc sometimes i rly just don’t feel like talking rn nothing personal

[ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples]

bro if I ask you what colour I you think I should have for my next nail set you best believe it's an invitation for marriage at this point

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

the sooner u realize nothing really matters the less u give a shit