bad banana

can I bring my dog

[richard @richard_normal]

various doctors and professors: wow, im so smart, but he is so very charismatic. i'd better sell all of my worldly possessions.

me: okay so i see what youre doing here and while i respect the vision i have my own thing going on.

[Saberspark @Saberspark]

movie theater lobbies this weekend between showings

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Wedding culture has gotten insane and should be studied as a symptom of societal collapse.

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

A 9 year-old girl lost her life trying to pull the fire alarm to warn other students in a mass shooting. Yet, a congressmen from her state the very next day said ‘there’s nothing you can do’ and basically said that’s why he home schools his kids. The 9 year old had more bravery.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesn’t stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, they’ll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Feel like mental health has pretty safely hit the “breast cancer zone,” where literally everyone is now aware of it but awareness campaigns are all we are ever gonna get when what we really need is free universal healthcare

[SLUG @generalslug]

i love boomers lol was just talking to my neighbor and he said i should be putting away 20-30k per year in savings

[Gage Goulding @GageGoulding]

HUGE UPDATE!!! The man that dumped this dog has been arrested. Dallas Police charged Ramiro Zuniga, 41, with animal cruelty.

[gaut @0xgaut]

Airbnb is broken. Hear me out.

The space needs disrupting. Think:
- a building dedicated to hosting
- full service & cleaning
- central city location
- guaranteed amenities
- professionally trained staff
- knowledgeable concierge
- an integrated restaurant

who’s building this?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Maybe my favorite ending to an MCU film

[that one nurse epi 🐀🏳️‍🌈 @SobsInEpi]

3+ years into a pandemic, the general public is still generally confused about what to do when they test positive for COVID19.

So let me walk you through what I, an infectious disease epidemiologist public health nurse, am doing since I tested positive on a rapid antigen today.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

you probably remember this photograph. it's one of the more iconic of the awful images of the nazi torch march at UVA on august 11, 2017.
on august 12, the man in the center was elated to see himself on the cover of papers across the county.
today, i can tell you he is dead.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?