Laney Apple

I’m gonna move out west so I can marry a cowboy and live on a ranch with my dogs

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Raising animals is literally the hardest job on the planet. You don’t have days off, and you don’t ever get breaks. The hardest part about it is losing an animal and wanting to cry, but you have to keep a tough exterior and pretend thay it doesn’t effect you. That’s what’s tough.

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

I had to stop watching @GreysABC because the next episode is when Derik dies and I don’t think I can emotionally handle that right now (or ever) #GreysAnatomy

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Why do dogs have to be soo good at giving puppy eyes..How could you stay mad at that face🥺

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Sooo is there really a gas shortage or what

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

The amount of people that got stuck in the snow yesterday should have set a record

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Okay so how are y’all so good at photoshopping Bernie into your pictures

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Couldn’t even make it 6 days into 2021 without shit hitting the fan #merica

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

I don’t even want to make a post about how good this year was....because 2020 was definitely not it

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Was someone gonna tell me Christmas is in 5 days...I’ve only bought like four things so far. I better get on that

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

I listen to “Pretty Heart” by @ParkerMcCollum at least ten times a day and I will never stop

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Yaaa I’ve got two finals papers due on Friday and I still haven’t started them. Wish me luck🤪

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Can we just skip forward a few years? I’m over this pandemic, school, college classes, work and everything else going on in my life rn. It sucks and I’m ready for 2020 to be over

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

TikTok has got to stop getting my hopes up and telling me I’m gonna have a boyfriend by Christmas. Sis that’s only 26 days away it ain’t gonna happen

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

I’m so confused and frustrated about so many things right now. Someone please get me out of this funk

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

@carrieunderwood releasing her Christmas album is already making me listen to Christmas music on repeat and I love it!

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

When I said I was ready for fall I meant 60-70°F days, not 32°F every morning

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

2020 isn’t complete without watching every cop in your county show up, put vests on and run into your school with guns. Glad I was already outside for that #2020worstyear #AlmaHS

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

I love elderly love, my great aunt and uncle were sitting around the table and she asked him to go get a Corona and said “maybe we can share it” awwww

[Laney Apple @laneyapple03]

Dear Netflix:
Can you please stop taking away all of the amazing shows such as Friends, PLL, That 70’s Show, and many more. You’re limiting my options on what to binge over and over again.
Sincerely,
Concerned fans everywhere
@netflix