Delaney knight

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

Today I spelled my name wrong on a job application and the manager looked at it and said "it's okay you don't have to be smart to work here"

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@tippivon You truly cannot

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

I think it’s safe to say wigs were snatched

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@tippivon When I’m ✨intoxicated✨ I’m always convinced my best feature is my ass, which is most definitely flat

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@alisastootie Noooo I was so excited to see your after pic 😢

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

My boss told me that everybody deserves to be loved the way that Peyton loves me. Excuse me while I cry for at least 5 business days

[space wizard @space__wizard]

did anyone else have the “let’s go in this abandoned building” phase as a teenager or was that just me ?

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

The 13th can’t come fast enough!!

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

I just new I was superior, thank you for confirming 😚

[ليليبث @7lilifa]

my ranking of the zodiac 👌🏽

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

My doctor: wow you are the youngest person I’ve ever had to schedule this procedure for

COOL do I get a prize or are you talking just to talk sir.

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@jilliannblack Went last night and asked for you and you were off how sad

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@tippivon

Sorry I’m so obsessed w/u but also not sorry at all

[fern 🌿:) @fernrose0]

do u ever have people that u are just. IMMENSELY fond of. just incredibly fucking fond of. u just literally platonically adore them so much that you can barely stand it and they make your heart so full you think you’ll burst? yeah.

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

Thanking god everyday that I’m no longer with somebody who has a receding hair line

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

Today I swam way out into the ocean to rescue an old lady from drowning. Nobody ask me to do anything nice for at least 6 months because a bitch is exhausted.

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@TaylorSonnier I’m so grateful that I have a man who actually knows how to get my good angles 😂

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

Even though I ain’t got no ass, I’m feeling GOOD my friends.

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@tippivon @sydlyo I hope I was one of them

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@meganbethv Hot hot hot

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

@sydlyo I’m sorry but we cannot be friends so sorry

[Delaney knight @laneyknight133]

Chloe and I are toxic together