Adam T. Lang

“All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar.”

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

To all college students returning to Cincinnati we already know you missed Skyline.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@NickNiehaus_ The bar was on the ground and the Bearcats brought a shovel.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@NickNiehaus_ Have we considered that Eastern Michigan might be a wagon?

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

It must be my lucky day neither of my cars work but I found a Hershey kiss walking into school #winning #luckyday

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

It’s even more impressive that BYU’s linebacker Jack Kelly is also a lawyer.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

Force criminals to watch this Bengals defense and watch how the crime rates drop.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

Dodgers celebrating like they just won game 7 of the World Series in extra innings.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

Just wanted to say it’s bullshit that in 1994 Hal Morris was leading the league in hits at the All-Star break but was snubbed from the National League team.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

Nobody ask me to do anything on Tuesday (including voting) #MACtion

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

The Bengals should get a proven quarterback like Mark Sanchez.

[Reds in Four @RedsInFour]

1) Win 83 games

2) Sell bobbleheads

3) Pray that a team objectively better than you flames out spectacularly in the next 2 months

That is the Reds' plan.

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@NjTank99

[Evan @Evan15278282]

Just a reminder, game is on Apple TV+ tonight

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

Sorry boss I couldn’t sleep last night. I couldn’t stop thinking about how Moneyball never mentioned Barry Zito, Tim Hudson, Mark Mulder or Miguel Tejada.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

beer

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@greg16676935420 Look at alcohol hanging steady in there

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@SleeperReds 6-9 gotta get back to .500

[Adam T. Lang @langarang08]

@UDCincyFan When else would we celebrate being 2.5 games back in the wild card?