Lindsey Langdon

Find your balance. ☀☮ AFS 1/5/18 • TDM 4/7/18 • AG 5/8/18 • CAL 8/21/19

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

Happy (and lucky) to be here, today and everyday. 🍀🌾🌞

[hea @HeagenSteed]

if i was a bird, i know who i’d shit on

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I miss standing at a bar listening to someone tell me a story I can’t hear, pretending to listen, then having a droplet of their spit land directly in my eye and me thinking, “gross, I wonder if they saw that”!

[kaylee @artbykmf_]

A custom bee piece 🐝

[𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝕺𝕲 @obscuree_]

I wish I could hug the moon

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

@Simonwallace33 Much true

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

I just wiped with a pretzel. Desperate times.

[Grateful Dead @GratefulDead]

“Love will see you through”

[pinar @pienar]

i dont think my boyfriend, the 12-foot Halloween Skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

If billionaires aren’t paying their taxes I don’t see why I should have to pay my student loans.

[Dee @deecupine]

That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

@aplusk #standwithsophie

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

What wine pairs well with low self esteem and shredded cheese from the bag

[Angie 🍒 @angiegxox]

Self care is canceled. We’re doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

[Mama🐻 @MamaCandle_]

Due to the recent coin shortage I will no longer be accepting anyone’s two cents

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Legalize marijuana nationwide and expunge records for cannabis-related offenses.

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

Does anyone else crave luke warm water when they’re eating chocolate ice cream or is it just me?

[Lindsey Langdon @langd0n]

@pauIs0n I’ve had this user since I was in hs. find a new one or pay me $500 😂