Melissa ✨

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

I never thought I could resent someone simply because they sleep all night.. until I became a mom 😤

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

How come COVID doesn’t seem to impact the Met Gala or the VMAs?

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

@MarissaaKreschh YES.. so underrated

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

Did I get a pumpkin coffee this morning at Dunkin? YES. Did it give me life? YES. Am I going to make my house look like fall threw up before September? ALSO YES.

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

But why do some “men” give other men such shit for treating their gf/wife with love and respect? Like when and why did that become a negative thing?!

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

I have a chonk of a cat that weighs 30 lbs and a teeny cat.. tell me how the chonk can sneak up on me any time any day without making a sound but when the small kitty goes up and down the stairs I think there’s someone in my house 👀

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

@rayyychool MOST ANNOYING THING EVER !!

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

Some days I’m so motivated I can clean the house, get 3 days worth of work done in 3 hours and cook dinner and the other days I’m lucky if I have the motivation to match a pair of socks 🥴

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

Being a man for one day would be so refreshing.. like imagine being able to do literally nothing while someone else cooks for you, cleans up after you, does your laundry, AND grows your child for 9 months

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

Forever wondering what it’s like to be God’s favorite and not be a chronic over thinker 🧐

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

@tdomenech5 💙💙💙💙

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

PSA if you tell me I’m “getting fat” my response to you is going to be “at least mine will go away when the baby comes out” bc UR RUDE AF for even letting that come out of ur mouth 😤

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

I made the mistake 2 weeks ago of trying chick-fil-a breakfast and I now have an addiction that’s spiraling out of control 🙂

[🧚🏽 @sonaadiaw]

how tf im supposed to save if i always gotta buy sum shit

[lex @lexestep]

blessed is the woman who chases no one, needs no validation, & handles her business like a boss

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

There is literally nothing more frustrating than working at a company with a 90% male population who assume you’re unqualified, stupid and incapable and make it VERY known they feel that way

[Melissa ✨ @langdon_melissa]

About to spontaneously add rose gold highlights to my hair and the question of the day is do I really want this? Or am I just acting on impulse bc I’m bored 🙂

[saint @topboystill]

Normalize leaving jobs that make you unhappy

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

You ain’t been broke until you googled paid online surveys or “how to make quick money online”