Jordan Lange

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

PBR tastes like peasant piss

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Can't wait for @bassnectar to enlighten the masses at #breakaway. Hit em up with some of that voodoo #BOOM #ZOOM #VROOM

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

@dizzydecks just followed me, my nights ruined

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

@PrettyLights seeing you tonight at Bonnaroo will make my summer, but hearing Dark As the Sky will make my year

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Radiate positivity #bonnaroo

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Work: Hour 10. The chafe is setting in

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Why is it called cheesing? Because it's FON-to-DUE

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Witnessed a live birth on Tosh.0 . Think that's enough for the night

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Dabs and Daft Punk

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Cake is just gay bread

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Bitches love Hobbits. Led Zeppelin knows this.

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

He says "Bill I believe this is killing me." As the smile ran away from his face.

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Couldn't think of a better summer night

[Seanbaby @Seanbabydotcom]

Dragon is a hard language. For instance, "dracarys" seems to mean both, "Please heat this fish" & "Burn down this whole fucking city."

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

@eekima a poor man's Chappelle's Show? I'd rather watch Amos and Andy.

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

Get Lucky playing at the bar. Bliss.

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

"I am the Ash Ketchum of the real world. And women are my Pokemon." - Yaz

[Jordan Lange @lange121]

The problem with umbrellas is that I don't want to get wet, but I also don't want to look like a pussy