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[NRL @NRL]

Who you got? 👀
Today, 2pm. Don't miss it.

[SwimSwam @swimswamnews]

Moesha Johnson & David Betlehem Dominate Ibiza Stop Of Open Water World Cup https://t.co/BPwHXVK609

[Langers @Langers669]

Slightly older than this lad, but at 10yrs old my Brother, Dad, Uncle and Grandad took me to Elland Road for the first time. I took these similar steps and was totally mesmerised. That was it...I was sold. There is something magical about ER.

[LeedsBros @leeds_bros]

Seeing Elland Road for the First Time 💙🤍💛

Magical ✨

#LUFC

[Langers @Langers669]

@BBCMOTD Stats for stats sake..

[Langers @Langers669]

@Joecattle101 @Luke_Elvy @TUGRgolf I concur...wasted a lot of money betting on Aberg since that last win !

[Langers @Langers669]

@LouStagner Don't care what anyone says, 5 club difference (in metres for me) is massive, coming out of the rough or not

[Langers @Langers669]

Not bitter or anything, but Ramsdale's gonna have a reseeding hairline by the end of the season...

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️🩺 Medical tests today for Aaron Ramsdale as new Southampton player from Arsenal on £25m package.

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Never forget that David Beckham travelled to Sweden to spend time with a dying Sven Goran Eriksson… He brought him six bottles of wine to drink together, each from a year that meant something special to Sven.

Pure class from David Beckham 👏🏻❤️

[Phil B 🇮🇨🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇹 @LUSCarborough]

This is the FIRST ever replica kit, for any club, anywhere. It started the replica kit industry. IMO it’s still the best away kit we’ve ever had.
The new one is clearly paying tribute to that kit & looks fabulous.
THIS is tradition and history. THIS kit is Leeds United.
💛🤍💙

[Langers @Langers669]

@Redpeter99 @LUFCDATA Spot on. Even though the football was scintillating, Bielsa brought 'something ' else,that only Leeds fans would know. A proper legend.

[Langers @Langers669]

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[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Good luck @LUFC luv em or hate em, we need a Yorkshire team in Premier League!! Plus Southampton are a tinpot team! #PlayoffFinal

[Langers @Langers669]

@Sheaaro 9.5. Half a point lost on the grounds the bacon isn't crispy enough🤣?

[Langers @Langers669]

It's trails like this why Twitter was invented, surely. Brilliant👍

[Langers @Langers669]

@Luke_Elvy Rose, should have won The Masters by now. Nearly always in contention👍

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Gym/Exercise newbies.

1. If you plan to jog or run, INVEST in trainers that are comfortable, long lasting and give plenty of cushion. You don't put scooter wheels on a bin lorry. Your converse all star or 20 year old sambas will get you injured.

2. Intervals. Read my last post. It keeps your brain interested.

3. Make a playlist. If the Rocky theme gets you through that 9/10 RPE minute, then listen to it. Songs that gets you going.

4. Don't negotiate with yourself when you get up or have finished work and say "I'll go tomorrow". Have your gear in a bag near the door ( kit, trainers, bottle, gum, small gym towel, toiletry bag, big towel) and Just. Fucking. Go. Out. The. Door. I've never seen anyone get out the door, walk 200 yards or enter the gym and not do something. When that voice says "stay in bed" or "I'll go tomorrow", that's when you NEED to go.

5. 18 and 80 year olds will chat to you within a month at a gym. It's a place where everyone in there is pushing their own boundaries and the respect you'll get from everyone will be self fulfilling. That chat and "hey, how are you?" is in itself a mental health tonic.

6. Perfume and aftershave. Never wear either in the gym. Body heat plus perfume or aftershave amplifies to become genuinely off putting to others.

7. Buy a cheap 1 litre water bottle. Sip not glug regularly in the gym. Any left after the session, chug the lot.

8. Motivation. Won't exist 90% of the sessions you do. That's the truth. But the habit of going will put you through even the hardest days when you don't fancy it, and often come out as the most satisfying sessions. I'll repeat, you will not be motivated 90% + times you exercise. But the payback when you feel incredible, recognise yourself in a mirror, have plenty of energy for yourself, friends and family is priceless. It really is.

9. Do it for you. It's your time for you. 1 hour, 30 mins, 10 mins. Fuck everything and everyone else off. You've earned the right to build yourself as you want to be. Take all the credit because only you are doing it.

10. Get an Instagram account. There are thousands of free PT Sessions, runners, weightlifters, women's sessions, peri menopausal fitness recommendations, limited ability sessions, the lot. Follow a few and let them guide you. There is no longer an excuse that you don't know what to do or eat, it's only your current habits holding you back. Change the habits and create new ones.

11. Patience. That's not an excuse to not go until next Thursday, it means having painfully small goals. You're lighting a tiny 1 twig fire that come summertime will be a roaring fire.

12. Weights. 10 reps, 3 times.

Quads ( front thigh)
Hamstrings ( back thigh)
Chest Press
Low Row
Pec Fly
Squats

13. Food/alcohol. Brutal but simple. There are no safe levels of alcohol, none. So if you're a regular or big drinker, I wouldn't bother starting. A recipe to breakdown and be frustrated. Not my place to tell anyone not to drink, but one fact remains, it will never take you to a healthier life, even 1. As for food, Google "eating for good health". Like alcohol, if you went overboard on the sweets, cheese, massively overindulged to go to the gym and be blowing out of your arse after 5 mins, it's what you're eating, not the gym and exercise that's the problem. Many who struggle mentally have horrific diets. Do you? Start there.

14. Relationship with exercise.
You exercise to feel good, be healthy and have longevity. You don't exercise so you can have an extra 2 curries in a week or extra bottle of wine. The latter destroys the ability to do the former well. Choose your hard as they say. A hard 1 hour 3 times a week that leaves you bouncing? Or 4500 calories that tasted great but leave you morbidly obese, using statins and 5 other meds. Exercise and good health destroy ailments. Why? Because your body is fucking a truly amazing tool when used properly.

15. Go for it. There's many on here who'll cheer you on. Me included.

[SAINTSFC @S4INTSFC]

There’s nothing more I’d like to see than Rafael Varane at the Silverlake,

Or Antony getting twatted by someone who’s a plumber during the day... #FACup

[Langers @Langers669]

Yep...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Jacket potato with cheese and beans should be:

Butter, then cheese, then beans, then more cheese. That is the correct order.

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Very sorry to hear Terry Venables has passed away. He was a great man and a great manager and I will always be grateful for the belief he had to put me into his team at only 16 years of age.
RIP Terry ❤️

[Langers @Langers669]

There's winning away from home, and there's winning away from home...!

[Langers @Langers669]

@stujames75 Not sure what the American interpretation of 'done and dusted' is, but you jumped ship mate, which, in itself, 'let down' Leeds fans more than your part in our relegation, in the first place. You're definitely done!