Langholy

His worship the Mayor. The One and Only Patron Saint of Astroturf. Buffoonery. This is parody my guy.

[Langholy @langholy]

Well, it’s official. I’M BACK!!! Who wants a piece??
Langford is FOR SALE!! I got property taxes to pay for. You want some gravel? I’ll give you a good price. What’s about land? I got lots of land. Welcome back to the Gold Mine.

[Langholy @langholy]

Who wants to buy some Astro turf?
Who wants to buy some gravel?
Who wants to buy a golf course?
I’ll give you the triple Langford special.

[Langholy @langholy]

Ermagerd you guys!! It’s almost tiiiiiiime *shrieks in Mariah Carey

I can’t wait to serve YOU the greatest people on earth, in the greatest city on earth, and MAKE LANGFORD GREAT AGAIN

[Langholy @langholy]

My good people are always on top of the most important news in Langford.

BREAKING : a woman has posted on Facebook.

Thank you Our Langford for keeping everyone informed about the latest breaking news. Vote for us to Make Langford Great Again.

[Langholy @langholy]

@Langford_Memes Make no mistake, that I am the Top Dog. I will return to Make Langford Great Again, and the honouring of hotdogs will also return. If you vote for me, ketchup and mustard flowers will make Langford beautiful again.

[Langholy @langholy]

@Langford_Memes You have uncovered the reason for Langford’s ketchup and mustard themed flowers. Finally someone understands the true meaning of Dog Patch. Langford loves hotdogs.

[Langholy @langholy]

@scootboobmanson You boob. The only thing you know how to calculate is how many yards of soil you need to do my landscaping. I made an undeniably good agreement, the best, only this clowncil could mess it up. When I get back I will unbuy the Y, and put you to back in the garden.

[Langholy @langholy]

@scootboobmanson I am the glue that keeps this Langford family together. And you, are a Boobmanson . Stop cryin’ in my mayors seat.

[Langholy @langholy]

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
It is I. The Westshore Champion. I have awoken from my slumber and look like a million bucks.

Who needs a million dollars?

I can fund anything with these looks, this hair. Every time I see myself in the mirror 1M dollars is deposited to charity.

[Langholy @langholy]

@LangaRadD I think you mean Langholy. Praise me.

[Langholy @langholy]

@timescolonist Immaculate hair. This guy is giving me something to live up to for my return. Boobmanson, this is what a mayor looks like…

[Langholy @langholy]

@scootboobmanson I have no idea what you’re talking about. You’re an idiot. Go home to Saanich if you want grass.

[Langholy @langholy]

Sounds like that stupid mayor is copying my leadership style. T-F-B is mine Boobmanson. Get off my turf.

[Langholy @langholy]

I happen to have some clout with a certain X-man. @elonmusk what can you do for the good people of Langford?
The REAL resident’s of Langford.

[Langholy @langholy]

@Meme_Langford Are you discriminating against my balloons?

[Langholy @langholy]

@Meme_Langford @OLParrot Now I’m mad.

[Langholy @langholy]

@Meme_Langford @OLParrot My people will continue to throw tantrums until I sit in the epic seat again. You can bet on it. #expectus

[Langholy @langholy]

@Meme_Langford @OLParrot IT’S NOT FAIR.

[Langholy @langholy]

@Meme_Langford Oh. My bad. Bozo it is.

[Langholy @langholy]

@OLParrot I’d like to edit that to say #throughmejusticewilllrevail

[Langholy @langholy]

@OLParrot My mouth piece - a cis-hetero-white-woman-from-elite-bear-mountain-high-above-you-measly-winging-peasants - has been discriminated against and I want justice for her and all privileged people of this great city and anyone who bends the knee. #kissmyhand #justicewillprevail