LangieSmitherz

Mash up of Mum and Priest living life on the edge... #G&T4lyfe (just for fun)

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

"NOS gas is like breathing in Gin and Tonic."

#g&tlyfe #ginoclock

[Siobhan Doyle @siobhancecilia]

Me during every ballad... #Eurovision

[Church Times @ChurchTimes]

Dave Walker https://t.co/MZIqi7W91u

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@richardengland @angierosiesmith Mountaineer 1: air's getting pretty thin up here, i dont think i can breathe !
Mountaineer 2: not with that altitude !

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@richardengland @angierosiesmith I guess you have been trying some boulder jokes

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@richardengland @angierosiesmith How do mountaineers get their sweets?
Pick-axe mix.

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

@richardengland @angierosiesmith You don’t have to be good at jokes. But it Alps.

[Paul Kerensa @paulkerensa]

What time’s Joe Wicks on tomorrow? Want to plan the sourdough.

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

Happy Lockdown 3.0 everyone!

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

If you’re an ordinand and studying church history, here’s what you need to know.
The early church
The first council of Nicaea
The Filioque controversy
The Reformation
John Wimber
Alpha.
You.

[John Lewis @johnlewis]

I had decided to take 2020 off from Twitter, but things are looking up now. Maybe I can find the humor in things again. Do people still celebrate Christmas?

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

@angierosiesmith we went spooky for the last one and dressed invisible 👓

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True

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Instead of the clocks changing at 2am on a Sunday morning they should change at 8am on a Monday morning so people get an extra hour in bed when they need it most.

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

Suggesting this as the new C of E slogan. Any advances?
(Only real slogans repurposed please!)

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

@manwhohasitall It would need to be pink colour to attract men to branch out and try it.

[Paul Kerensa @paulkerensa]

Rishi Sunak wants me and my colleagues to retrain. So I’ve decided to retrain... as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Come on, I’m proficient in Excel (which is a rare thing in politics).

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

okay the question that everyone's been asking

what was the fruit in the garden of eden?

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

what's it called when a shaker is buried?

an earthquaker

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PLEASE tell me where I can get this...
*asking for a friend
#religiousbedding
#restinhim
#jesushelpsmesleep

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@samchandler_ 10/10 not as haunting as toady off of wind in the willows

[LangieSmitherz @langiesmithz]

names people we need froggy names !!!!

[angie smith @angierosiesmith]

Loving my froggy friends who are waiting for me to do my watering round every evening #charliesubstitutes