Language of Goals

Thoughtful and humorous analysis of the beautiful game. 'He was always going to take the shot on' Davie Provan.

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.

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#SCODEN

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This was surely an example of VAR working well - so why were Fletch and Coisty moaning about VAR on TNT?

#LIVATM

[Jim Monaghan @JimMonaghan10]

this is how we meet them. One hour before Tommy Robinson is planning his "UK Rally" we occupy the space and face them head on. Bring your flags, your love, your noise and don't be intimidated by them - OUR STREETS!

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Southgate not adapting to the opposition manager's in-game tactical changes? No way!

#NEDENG

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So we're all going to pretend that was a good England performance? OK cool....

#ENGSUI #ENGSWI

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We need to scrap Extra Time at international tournaments.

This is dire...

#ENGSWI #ENGSUI

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As I was saying...

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Saka is consistently England's best player, yet all you hear people talking about is Bellingham and Foden. I don't get it....

#ENGSUI #ENGSWI

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Saka is consistently England's best player, yet all you hear people talking about is Bellingham and Foden. I don't get it....

#ENGSUI #ENGSWI

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For the good of international football, we need Spain to rip France a new one. We need the message that exciting attacking football is how you win tournaments.

But I fear France will sufferball their way to the final...

#PORFRA #FRAPOR

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If I was Diogo Jota, I'd be fuming right now...

#PORFRA #FRAPOR

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Actually insane that Portugal persist with a 40 year old celebrity up front when they have Felix, Jota, and Ramos on the bench.

#PORFRA #EURO2024

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@maxrushden He lost control of the game when he didn’t book Kroos for that ridiculous tackle

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Taking Pedri out the game should be a straight red

A crime against football!

#ESPGER #SPAGER

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Joao Cancelo has went super saiyan

#PORSLO #PORSVN

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Portugal have a generational pool of players and they've decided to build everything around this egomaniac who everyone can see is well past it

#PORSVN #PORSLO

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@softsoyboyy Le Southgate

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@softsoyboyy Griezmann would be perfect as your creator, but for some reason he's playing right wing!

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@softsoyboyy Deschamps gonna Deschamps

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If you look up Blessing in Disguise on Wiki, the first example they give is Rabiot being suspended for the next game

#FRABEL

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I repeat

#FRABEL

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Actually can't believe that Rabiot gets in this team ahead of Camavinga

#NEDFRA