Lani Crooks

Self-proclaimed Mom of the Year / Head Janitor @ #chocolatesundaes comedy show / One of God’s favs / Inescapably sophistiratchet

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@thesamparr Did anyone actually explain this so a 5 year old would understand? Because I’m still lost 😵‍💫

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@joincoinsider @AliAbdaal great question! i'd love to hear this answer as well.

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@SeanDoesLife @thematt_ross @AliAbdaal how so?

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@brandondoyle What was your budget for influencers?

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@DalaiLama I can’t wait to see how your PR team is gonna try to swing this

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@KristenSivills @netflix Omg she was SO incredibly annoying and i wanted to choke her the whole movie. Which means her acting was so spot on!! Great work!

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@blockchainberg @NowRx Me tooooooo. My private island vacation dreams are gone 🤣

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@drgautamgulati @healthcareandy @NowRx Yup. I am investors 😔

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@jemelehill But is this worse? https://t.co/0V1XqPDteo

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@fwong Also make sure there’s a child doing homework at one of the tables out front. 🤣

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@yoyotrav @brookstaggss At least she didn’t use the “er” 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @pardonmytake: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/nkZDPxDRzo

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We are verified. I filled out all the forms. But they just trigger another automated message that doesn't lead to anything. How is this customer service?! How is there not a single email or phone number to contact? And we can't post, send messages, or do anything on the account

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@Twitter @TwitterSupport HELP!!! I'm trying to contact Twitter for our brand @chocolatesundae Someone reported a copyright infringement against us, but we never got the email, and the endless repeated automated messages from Twitter aren't helping us get out!

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@MorningBrew Dec 2nd at 6pm

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@MorningBrew I’m Blue da ba dee da ba dah - and now it’s stuck in your head. You’re welcome!

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@TheHustle How much does this position pay? 😂

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Andrew Schulz had been killing it in the NY comedy clubs for a decade. But no network would touch him.

So he spent $25k filming his own special. And handed it to the networks on a plate. They still said no.

3 years later he's one of the most-watched comics in the world.

🧵

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@tobydoyhowell @MorningBrew So when is the morning brew sports newsletter happening?!