Lanie

✯ Labor & Employment Attorney ✯ Baylor Law ✯ Texas Tech Alum ✯ #adoptdontshop

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@counselorfrog @wydseer How’d you find my burner

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

We did.

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@counselorfrog The petroleum club lol

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@jodyssanders It was time July 5th.

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@jodyssanders also me, sitting at a table of criminal attorneys and piping in every 10 minutes with a “yeah” and “makes sense I get it”

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

how can it be!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me :

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@Quinn_Smires

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@smackthatcas that’ll teach them not to put a QR code to a jukebox app on their menu in very small print

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

currently DJ’ing the music in a restaurant and waiting to see when someone realizes it’s @taylorswift13 and @edsheeran in rotation

Also I am the only one singing

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

my two worlds collide

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@SickosCommittee Wreck Em

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

in Vegas while the @LasVegasNFR is going on and I bought the whole Barbie x Wrangler line so.. ya

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@jodyssanders You totally misheard, I actually said “I would love to handle this for YOU”

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

emphasis on the *whisper*

[aubrey burrough @aubsburr]

chilis should add hotels so you can stay there for so long like margaritaville

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Welcome back to earth. 🫡

#WreckEm | @JFergPros

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@counselorfrog @CFB_Memezone Two worlds collide

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

@taylor_winn92

[anxiety at law 💙⚾️ @ANXIETYATLAW]

Me letting go of the sassy lines the partner wants to cut from my brief

[anxiety at law 💙⚾️ @ANXIETYATLAW]

Me letting go of the sassy lines the partner wants to cut from my brief

[Lanie @lanie_bennett]

President Schovanec 🤝🏼 me if I ever get this close to a controlled possum