Lanie Fitzpatrick

[Lanie Fitzpatrick @laniefitz324]

@mhockenberries How do I dislike something

[Gaglad @Gagladla]

Here we have Anne Wanker. Oh, sorry. Vanker. From Grosse Pointe, MI.
Happy to show she's a treasonweasel.

Why are they all so dumb that they post this under their own name?

[tana! @wintanagebrai]

y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Patrick Mahomes asked the Chiefs to turn Arrowhead Stadium into an Election Day voting site, but the election board said no due to a lack of voting machines.

Instead of giving up, Mahomes bought new machines — splitting the "six-figure investment" with the Chiefs.

He gets it.

[Split Trunk @SlickWitTheKeys]

EVERYONE needs to watch this. And I mean EVERYONE.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my boyfriend and i go to Taco Bell. what do you want i ask him. a baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee. i want something that will baja last. will you marry me? they ring the taco bell. we live happily ever after mas.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time

[Meredith @meregil31]

This is me coping with the end of my favorite show @danjlevy @annefrances @SchittsCreek

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Joaquin Phoenix: "That's when we're at our best—when we support each other. Not when we cancel each other out for past mistakes, but when we help each other to grow, when we educate each other, when we guide each other toward redemption." https://t.co/bffyIA57Vs #Oscars

[🍅Jacqueline🍅 @THATJacqueline]

Whew, y'all Joaquin Phoenix went so far in on #baftasowhite he walked away without his award.

Also, the best part was him admitting that he was part of the problem and saying he (and all of them) had to do better.

#BAFTAs

[Meghan @megg_mcmuffin]

Why am I low key rooting for Hannah Brown and Peter. #TheBachelor

[BROCKHAMPTON @brckhmptn]

GINGER - BROCKHAMPTON

AUGUST 23rd