Danielle

SUP

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Dreams do come true.

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa 😭😂

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Let’s dial it back with the sandals.

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa 😂😂😂

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

I love raisins, specifically chocolate covered raisins but plain are fine too 🤷🏻‍♀️🙈

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

BOY BYE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

I’ll never understand why people feel the need to talk on speaker phone in public places

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@LailahMahara Idk who you’re referring to but I don’t hate Katie!

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

Gabby is going to be the best bachelorette🙌🏼 #TheBachelorABC

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@BacheloretteABC do not. I repeat, DO NOT pin these girls against each other. They deserve their own individual stories, they’ve been through enough bullshit! #TheBachelorABC

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

BOTH Gabby and Rachel deserve their own seasons of the bachelorette after this train wreck. Run girls. #TheBachelor

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@chrissyteigen is kiiinda making me wanna chop my hairs. Don’t do it don’t do it don’t fucking do it.

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

I’m sorry. I had an edible an hour ago and it’s just hitting me as I sit here with my Costco size bag of boom chicka pop

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

My favorite thing about popcorn is that you can eat copious amounts of it and never be full.

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa Lmao love it when the trash takes itself out

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa True friendship right there

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa Get it girl

[Danielle @lanielledanzano]

@heyitsginaa What in tarnation

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Don't care about Bill and Melinda. But if these two ever split up, everyone is fucked