Lani Smith

she/her. Mom. Contract Manager. Paralegal. Reader. Gamer. Ravenclaw. Ineffable (retired). 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ 💕

[Alex Su @heyitsalexsu]

“Can you review this contract by tomorrow? I took a quick look and it’s pretty standard so it shouldn’t take long.”

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

Even when you are on the legal team, it’s still intimidating to get a “touch base” meeting with General Counsel and Associate General Counsel at 4pm on Friday 😂
#stillemployed

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

I mean I knew I was getting older but I didn’t know I was already a fossil.

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

My favorite float! 💕

[Barbie Movie @barbiethemovie]

These Barbies and Kens want to wish you all a happy #PrideMonth! Thanks to all of the fabulous people who joined us at #WeHoPride! 🤩💖 #BarbieTheMovie

Inspired by the Progress Pride Flag by Daniel Quasar

[KSV @KSVesq]

7-year old complaining that she has to go to camp this summer

Me: “Well if you slept past 6 ever and could entertain yourself without fighting with your sister all day then you could stay home.”

7, after a moment of contemplation: “Ok yeah I guess I’m going to camp.”

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

15 years ago Lani: crying screaming throwing up sobbing on the floor
Today Lani: is really sad she can't have that reaction anymore

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Your Hogwarts letter is here.

Max has ordered the first ever #HarryPotter scripted television series, a faithful adaptation of the iconic books. #StreamOnMax

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

At grocery store with 7yo:
7: can I have that bunny balloon?
Me: no
7: why not
Me: you do not need a bunny balloon
7: so? You buy stuff you don’t need!

😑

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

They made contracts sexy again. #Tetris

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

New bucket list goal: contract negotiation that includes a car chase to exit the country, signed document in hand.

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

This entire movie is a spy drama about how intense contract negotiation is and I am so here for it.

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

I am really enjoying the extended contract interpretation and negotiation scenes in the Tetris movie. #Tetris #appletv #lawtwitter

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

I am really enjoying the extended contract interpretation and negotiation scenes in the Tetris movie. #Tetris #appletv #lawtwitter

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

We are a family of huggers!! 🥰💕🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨

[Free Mom Hugs @freemomhugs]

It’s not JUST Free MOM Hugs, we also got Free DAD Hugs, Free BROTHER Hugs and Free SISTER Hugs… #FreeMomHugs has ALL types of volunteers!

Volunteer Registration Form:
https://t.co/VKHW9y6Wgw

Grab your official Free Mom Hugs merchandise at https://t.co/dBPzsYtoka.

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

@webbish6 I never knew I could cry laughing at a travel documentary show but I am here for it. And I’ve added a bunch more places to my travel bucket list.

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

When you are done with the new Ted Lasso episode (amazing) go check out The Reluctant Traveler. Eugene Levy traveling under protest is absolutely amazing and he is just so charming all throughout. https://t.co/utqPG4g0mb

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

It's just "poop-eh" let it flow is my new motto in life.

[jo @lassoleil]

“we’re surrounded by poop-eh” might be my new favorite thing to say in random conversations https://t.co/X9pA6nPpTW

[Inari, now part of Stryker @InariMedical]

#Protrieve Sheath has received an expanded indication!

Protrieve can now be used as a conduit for the insertion of endovascular devices into the vasculature. This includes the use of compatible #IVC filter retrieval sheaths during #thrombosed IVC filter removal procedures

[Inari, now part of Stryker @InariMedical]

Today, we’re joining individuals and organizations around the world to honor and celebrate #InternationalWomensDay and the achievements of women. We're proud to support the careers and growth of women driving innovation in healthcare.

#IWD2023 #BreakTheBias

[Inari, now part of Stryker @InariMedical]

Presented at #ACC23:

The #FLAME Study reported 1.9% in-hospital mortality in patients treated with #FlowTriever, a >90% reduction compared to the context arm & historical data: https://t.co/zUIlpwjHFU

Register for our upcoming webinar to learn more: https://t.co/taeR9eWW87

[Lani Smith @lanijsmith]

This is the so cal I know. Flood watch warnings all day, while outside is blue skies and fluffy white clouds.

[Lawtrades @Lawtrades]

Legal: when do you need this contract by

Sales: no rush we already signed it

Legal: