My girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would’ve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.
Wow I can't believe I made it to 22 years old when at one point in my life I was told I would be lucky if I made it to 11. Not by a doctor just by my mom after I broke some plates when I was 10
I just want to say one of my friend’s mom is an Anti Vaxxer (don’t get me started) BUT the first thing she asks me is if my animals have had all their shots because she doesn’t want her kids getting sick.... 🙄 and that’s the tea as hot as it is stupid.