grady

when in doubt, blame everyone else

[grady @LankPapi]

I gotta go to bed wake up early in the morning but Sultans of Swing started playing on the SmartTV Spotify so papa has to stay up for another 5 minutes 46 seconds #BedTimeSleepy

[grady @LankPapi]

The boys get a little homoeroticism as a treat🥰

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

Bro 💀

[grady @LankPapi]

They’re calling me the male Megan Thee Stallion for various reasons i will not expound upon

[Matthew @mattinsix]

They got Christian Yelich done up Mike’s Way

[grady @LankPapi]

If I keep scrolling I swear I’ll find the best tweet ever. The tweet that’ll save the world. Or make me laugh. Or give me information about Glen Powell’s new movie. Just a few more scrolls

[grady @LankPapi]

Having my jokes completely ignored in the groupchat has done more psychological damage to me than my parents divorce #Real

[grady @LankPapi]

Great. Awesome. Now I have to completely scrap my latest screenplay idea “Footburger”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘CHILIFINGER’, starring John Goodman, Judy Greer, Bryan Cranston and Sean Astin.

The film follows a mother who tries to blackmail a fast food restaurant owner after she finds a severed human finger in her bowl of chili.

(Source: https://t.co/mCrVrkN7sJ)

[grady @LankPapi]

No one in this Barnes and Noble is more turnt up lit than me #BigBodyBigBrain #TheyreTryingToSilenceMe

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they invented the movie theater to keep me docile

[grady @LankPapi]

@_farsht Forrest,

Sleep is important. Ensure to get a maximum of 2 hours per night in order to increase your Net Productivity Baseline.

In regard to your team, I would be honored to speak to them. I have recently procured a new briefcase that I dying to show off.

Cheers!

[grady @LankPapi]

My dream last night put things into perspective

I wasn’t born to party.

I wasn’t born to toss a ball into a basket.

I wasn’t born to crack jokes.

I was born to develop dynamic dashboards

I was born to derive meaningful insight for the client

I was born to be a Consultant

[grady @LankPapi]

#Like or #Comment if this was inspirational. Looking to #BuildMyNetwork with #LikemindedIndividuals

[grady @LankPapi]

@sapphicspielbrg This is why you are one of our world’s forward thinking filmmakers and leaders thank you Jane

[grady @LankPapi]

My woke wife is implementing radical leftist policies in our household. I can’t believe I married a liberal snowflake

What do you mean bedtime is now at 10:00?

[grady @LankPapi]

I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching recently. A real deep dive into my psyche. Bringing my demons to the surface for all to see. I can’t keep this to myself a moment longer. It’s so fucking HARD being this handsome, smart, and funny. I bear the burden so you all don’t have to

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Catch of the trip ! 23” brown . Thank you beautiful fish !

[grady @LankPapi]

I’m in my girl ear sayin nasty shit like “i love you baby” and “you look scrumptious”

[grady @LankPapi]

@efalco6 @ respectfulguy

Tap in brother

[grady @LankPapi]

@ChrisCotillo Incoming Astros sweep. Dope