I gotta go to bed wake up early in the morning but Sultans of Swing started playing on the SmartTV Spotify so papa has to stay up for another 5 minutes 46 seconds #BedTimeSleepy
If I keep scrolling I swear I’ll find the best tweet ever. The tweet that’ll save the world. Or make me laugh. Or give me information about Glen Powell’s new movie. Just a few more scrolls
First look at ‘CHILIFINGER’, starring John Goodman, Judy Greer, Bryan Cranston and Sean Astin.
The film follows a mother who tries to blackmail a fast food restaurant owner after she finds a severed human finger in her bowl of chili.
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@_farsht Forrest,
Sleep is important. Ensure to get a maximum of 2 hours per night in order to increase your Net Productivity Baseline.
In regard to your team, I would be honored to speak to them. I have recently procured a new briefcase that I dying to show off.
Cheers!
My dream last night put things into perspective
I wasn’t born to party.
I wasn’t born to toss a ball into a basket.
I wasn’t born to crack jokes.
I was born to develop dynamic dashboards
I was born to derive meaningful insight for the client
I was born to be a Consultant
My woke wife is implementing radical leftist policies in our household. I can’t believe I married a liberal snowflake
What do you mean bedtime is now at 10:00?
I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching recently. A real deep dive into my psyche. Bringing my demons to the surface for all to see. I can’t keep this to myself a moment longer. It’s so fucking HARD being this handsome, smart, and funny. I bear the burden so you all don’t have to