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he waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign

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every sunday night

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@frogshit720 SAL E MANDER POST

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Go check out the Avocado love emoji on Teams. Real treat for the reactions

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Bob Dylan has disowned Timothee Chalamet: 'You've failed again'.

Source: @THR

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someone just said “as simple as” at work and i got mentally flashbanged by that eric adams video

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@LankPapi Grady,

Thanks for this. Do I have your permission to forward a screenshot to my team? Metrics have been less than desirable this quarter and we all need a reminder.

I’m losing my connection with reality and haven’t slept in 3 days.

Let me know if you’d like to connect.

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emotionally torture yourself valentines day #EmotionallyTortureYourselfValentinesDay

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@zyn_thusiast

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recently added to the work “hot girl walks” groupchat of which i am the only male member

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my sister thought john pork was real

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julian casablancas just handed me my mcdonalds mobile order

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anyone know a good spot to do this tn

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@natesul Nate,

This is a great observation. Good art is flashy - great art shows restraint. I’ll take this into account on my next foray into baking. Cheers.

Best,

Forrest

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my girl look like timothee chalamet

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@natesul

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you might think “life under wartime (live 1984)” is when the fajitas come out sizzlin. but you’d be wrong. its actually first time listening to steely dan reaction.

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if your circle isnt discussing:

-big lemons
-lemons
-2.8lb lemons

find a new circle.

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sent two downright disrespectful facebook marketplace lowballs today on film photography equipment. both accepted.

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camrivers “winter” cuomo

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

✈️

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australian guys be like “yeah thats actually an australian thing”