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assistant to the secretary of the director of mulch & mulch accessories

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call me a dozen eggs because I’m always on top of the bag

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I’m something of a cheese monger myself

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If they were saying all that mean stuff about me I would probably steal Christmas too!

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Often times a more ornate pie crust can lead to an overwhelmingly crust-forward experience.

Consider opting for something a bit more simple this holiday season.

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Thurl Ravenscroft was quite ahead of his time with “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch” (1966)

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Thurl Ravenscroft sitting down to write “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch” (1966)

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Not an acceptable thing to say about anyone, even the Grinch

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Buffing up on my Santa apologetics for this coming holiday season.

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Gonna vacuum my fuckin lawn

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claymation Karen Read documentary please @hulu

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If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!

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Uber drivers are an omniscient people

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Turn the ocean into a light domestic and sea levels will stop rising immediately, I promise

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Movies with sharks kick ass

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i yearn to put bricks in the washing machine

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a G is a G

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A mouse problem is only one letter away from a moose problem

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A keg of soup

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@zyn_thusiast 弁護士

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I’m learning Japanese on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective. (I just know my ops hate to see this)

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I wish there was a term for a quesadilla eaten in the afternoon