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22 ~ foxy bitch making music ~ follow me please! i’m lonely...

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Saint Nicholas had the coolest timeline. Imagine helping a bunch of townspeople and next thing u know you’re Santa.

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My favorite Paul brother is Ru.

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I just saw a bunch of old men driving choppers and that led to me creating the fictional TV show “Boomers on Bikes” Sundays at 9 on AMC.

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Just came out of a long ass slump and is it me or did Family Guy get really good recently? @FamilyGuyonFOX @SethMacFarlane

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Please @NintendoAmerica i need this one.

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Nobody:
Boys in 6th grade:

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Me watching @adultswim try to scare me with eyebrow mites.

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@KaitMarieox @BernieSanders Lol you sound like a liberal.

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@MaryceChan @MotherGooseStan @trishapaytas @YouTube It’s not transphobic to question her validity if her validity is questionable.

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@trustednerd @liberal_party Bro plz just stfu

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@trustednerd @HubCollab You think lgbt people will stand with you? Nobody stands with you.

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@trustednerd TMI bro nobody wants to hear this. Disgusting.

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“Why would they lace the weed with coke? Coke is expensive. That’s such a waste of money. Nobody is that stupid.”
You never know...

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@CathyIdell3 @tedpretty r/woooosh

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I think if Jesus was born in modern times he’d have been a DJ #DJJesus

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Lowkey being a dog’s favorite human is like the greatest honor

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Lol Tay-K’s parole officer ain’t even born yet.

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

they lined up this mfs neck

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I’ve mastered the perfect moan.

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Some guy just said “my boi” and slapped my boob