Tom 🇮🇪

He/Him

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

it’s crazy how you can perform the most european song of all time at eurovision and get disqualified because they care more about israel

[Baratass ☭ @Sergio_br9]

ojalá nunca se deje de politizar el fútbol

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

That brief 2 week period where we thought Arsenal were bottling the league and Spurs were going down.

[Atif @atifreds]

he's coming to the emirates

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine being the head of the FBI and helping to orchestrate a false flag to save the president’s political career but it just results in your girlfriend getting dicked down in a supply closet and reported on national television

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[Tom 🇮🇪 @lankyladfromROI]

@DiscussingFilm Please don’t

[Tom 🇮🇪 @lankyladfromROI]

@NoContextHumans

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

wow. we've invented a speak and spell that 70iq guys can talk to for hours

[Kirk McKeand @MckKirk]

Changing the name of one of the most recognisable brands in the world to a single letter and making it completely ungoogleable. Genius.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

No, of course I never played with Barbies as a kid. Those were for girls! I was doing boy stuff, not stuff for little girls. Anyway, as a grown man, here is my review of the Barbie movie, which made me furious because it didn't cater to me.

[Tom 🇮🇪 @lankyladfromROI]

@LEGO_Group I like free stuff

[Tom 🇮🇪 @lankyladfromROI]

@SaeedDiCaprio

[Jacob @LongMacVampyr]

my most boomer take is that tiktok has genuinely chargrilled brains to an extent we can't even begin to grapple with

[Tom 🇮🇪 @lankyladfromROI]

@LEGO_Group !

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

wait til she hears about the other 2 places they dropped the bombs

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

its the only one that does anything remotely interesting. the other two are just straight up nothing!

[The Greep @GeordieGreep]

I never leave a plate spotless, always finish every meal unfinished; maybe because I somewhere feel that to be poisoned by a last bite is always infinitely more tragic, regrettable than any of the preceding 10, 15, 20, 25, 50, 100 or, god forbid, 1000!