Lan Middleton

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[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@Bookishcrick Seriously thought this was about The Brownies, fierce troop of under 10s collecting badges and sleepovers in church halls. Disappointingly appears to be a baking book with the same colour scheme.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@__shiticantsay Am not a therapist but got a thank you card today. It meant the world 🌍 to me. Please send it and well done you!

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@redheadranting @jk_rowling Please don’t start on the ink black heart as your first jk Rowling novel! It’s not for everyone-tricky layout -and I adore her strike books so this is coming from a big fan!

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@BarbaraDixon__ Take echinacea. For me, it speeds you through the stages of a cold really quickly.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@simonmayo Was it called Taylor?

[Pip Tomson @PipTomson]

Thanks lots Andy

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@Meg140702 @train Thought this is someone with taste. Then realised I birthed you 😂😂😂

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@train Bruises. You can finally meet my Mom. Play that song. Can’t wait for Wolves and The Royal Albert Hall.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@train Will Wolverhampton’s favourite son Robert Plant be joining you for a duet???

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

DEAN DUNHAM: How can I force council to pay for pothole damage to my alloy wheels?
via https://t.co/8OdYFhrNEx https://t.co/gzbfFih6xP

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@gemini2328 @MarianKeyes And he spent most of it on his knees as Lord Farquar!

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@petepaphides

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@BarristerSecret I just thought you were in a queue for Taylor Swift tickets

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@MumOfTw0 Enough about you-how often did the kids eat snacks, bathe and watch screens? 😉

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@DefenceFaithful And the secretary who misheard burglary and wrote to the client about his buggery charge.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@DefenceFaithful My old boss reckoned they only changed the title of Juvenile Courts to Youth Courts because our diary manager couldn't spell Juvenile

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@BBCBreakfast Such lovely, articulate girls. A credit to their parents.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@Nottingham2011 @BBCBreakfast How about postage, packaging. Bought a stamp recently Mary??

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@iamtomskinner If you want page turners try early James Patterson Alex Criss stories-named after nursery rhymes. For autobiography Andre Agassi's is one of the best ever.

[Lan Middleton @LanMid]

@SoozUK Also those who say ' cook from scratch'. Great. This presumes everyone has a well stocked store cupboard full of oils, herbs, spices, tins, and basics and not everyone has the funds to do this or the equipment.