alanna !! 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇩

Mar a deir an seanfhocail: Recognise beetle beetle another

[Irishnationalist.IE @irishnational10]

How is this costing 8 billion? There's other high standard metro systems in Europe that only cost a few hundred million. Why do Irish people just casually accept this nonsense?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Pharaohs were buried with their arms across their chest because of the ancient belief that there would be countless water slides in the after life.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Thinking again of the Jennifer Lopez movie in which her lover gifts her a “first edition,” in English, of Homer’s Iliad

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Putting googly eyes on my toaster before I use it as a bath bomb

[kaii ~ @scrappynbdy]

a league of their own already existed and everyone collectively pretended it didn’t bc it’s all women

[vendy🪉 @sympathymaagic]

so this happened 10 months ago, we can just end the world now it’s pointless anyway

[BoringKate @BoringNerdyKate]

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

[Mary Lou McDonald @MaryLouMcDonald]

Lá Fhéile Bríde libh go leir! St. Brigid’s Day symbolizes the arrival of spring, hope and the strength of the feminine spirit 🌸

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

i had to google her cuz i had no idea who she was and her catalog is insane omg-

[darcy @pinkorchestra]

colin with his wife and sisters

[❼ @violsona]

#BridgertonS4

but im leaving AND ITS NOT
for india FAR ENOUGH!

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

ive survived many era on this godforsaken app, but the vagueposting might be what finally drives me off of here

[Nostos @NostosLit]

Happy Franz Kafka's "Nothing, merely tired." day

[CHECK PINNED - mupi @moviemnfs]

mvs Help I'm still at the restaurant...

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Oh, be careful, Merriam-Webster, lest we suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of our lexical ground.

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

In Ireland, "I'm on my way" means they haven't left yet.

[c ☆ @tintafey]

this was my hope when i first saw the news 💔

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a Cinderella Story (2004)