lanna

she/her • IVF coordinator • divine feminine ☁️✨🤍

[lanna @lannabananass]

PSA: A woman does not have to be modest to be respected ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[lanna @lannabananass]

ariana 100% has burner accounts & is very much online, nobody had to tell her about fidget trading

[Alonso💋 @kbfnswt]

the person who keeps telling her about gen z sht deserves a raise cuz those NUMBERS??

[ꕤ🔪 @howneedy]

you think ariana’s songs are beautiful and then she sings them live and you realise the studio version is bland af in comparison

[lanna @lannabananass]

because this would automatically add $1000 extra to your rent

[shawn @shawngoloid_]

i do not understand personal aversion to mixed use zoning. why wouldnt i want a grocery store below my apartment? a pizza place? a bank? these are all very useful.

[lanna @lannabananass]

one time i tried bringing my dog to our neighborhood bar around 9p but the bouncer said it was too late for him to come in & i was like “but he’s a regular!” & the bartender overheard the convo & yelled from over the bar “yeah SHE can bring her dog but nobody else”

[professor jo 🩵🦑 @DiaryofJo]

idk why pol are afraid to be regular customers. Today I couldn’t choose between 2 cheesecakes at my local bakery & I asked how much they were bc that would determine how many I got & b4 the girl could even answer the owner yelled “she’s a regular for her they’re buy 1 get 1 free”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande delivers an emotional speech at her final show on the Eternal Sunshine Tour.

[lanna @lannabananass]

@TheMarieOakes @vaailo @AriNilla_ that’s the difference between an 8lb baby & a 9lb baby which is a significant difference, especially in terms of how much risk is involved.

[lanna @lannabananass]

@vaailo @AriNilla_ 10% larger in terms of a newborns weight & size is significant.

[lanna @lannabananass]

@llluz13 @AntsDoesIt oh sorry i was just matching your dismissive “calm tf down” energy

[lanna @lannabananass]

yall don’t fall for the big protein scam.
most products are not even adding any additional protein, they are just suddenly advertising the same amount of protein they’ve always had, which btw is not even a worthy amount of protein.

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

They’ll put protein up yo ass if you not paying attention

[lanna @lannabananass]

@llluz13 @AntsDoesIt i’m probably trying to argue that the climate is changing & thats worth questioning ❗️ i never said anything about el niño or its frequency, i said in at least the last 3 years, the conditions have not been this extreme. so what exactly did i say that was wrong ???

[lanna @lannabananass]

@llluz13 @AntsDoesIt almost as if my whole point was that the climate is changing & that’s worth questioning dumbass

[lanna @lannabananass]

@teagoddess5 @llluz13 @AntsDoesIt it hasn’t been this humid this consistently since i moved to LA 6 years ago so…

[lanna @lannabananass]

@WasianCreamKing @llluz13 @AntsDoesIt go ahead & explain it old wise one

[lanna @lannabananass]

@diexelT @neurotic11111 @llluz13 @AntsDoesIt okay concern is maybe an overreaction but questioning is definitely valid

[lanna @lannabananass]

@neurotic11111 @llluz13 @AntsDoesIt and you don’t think an out of the ordinary and extreme strong el niño is cause for questioning or concern? lol

[lanna @lannabananass]

@llluz13 @AntsDoesIt wasn’t like this last year or the year before that or the year before that ….

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

It’s almost 90 degrees and humid before 8AM in LA, y’all going to need to put the AI down.

[lanna @lannabananass]

ive witnessed ariana break down on stage, unable to finish lyrics to her songs. tears filled with sadness, grief, distain for life. yall are celebrating & wishing for an era of her life that she CANNOT go back to again. i’m begging yall to let her move on.

[mara TODAY @tiightchest]

forgot how bad it used to be omfg. https://t.co/rP60uMi0u5

[lanna @lannabananass]

i’m not even exaggerating when i say i’ve listened to petal at least two times through every day since its release and it blows my mind that there’s people out there who don’t even like the album a little bit

[apple @idk4945]

Has anyone touched petal at all since it’s release