KLEMZY

I say what I think. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it starts a conversation.

[KLEMZY @lannezzklemzy]

For a while, this account has been mostly about zebras and animal humor.

But I want to try something different.

More real conversations, random observations, humor, unpopular opinions, and a little bit of everything that goes on in my head.

Same person. Different direction.

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What’s one thing money can make easier but absolutely cannot guarantee?

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@JMD88286760 😆

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Have you ever met someone who was completely different from the personality they presented online?

What gave them away?

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The talking stage is funny because two people can talk every day, know each other’s deepest secrets, and still be afraid to ask, “So what are we?”

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The older I get, the more attractive a quiet evening, good food, and absolutely no unexpected visitors become.

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A girl told me she wanted a man who could make her laugh.
I spent the entire evening making jokes.
At the end, she said I was immature.

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My friend told me he had finally found a woman who understood him.

I asked what made her different.

He said she let him explain himself for 40 minutes without interrupting.

Turns out, she was asleep. 😭

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What’s the most awkward situation you’ve ever found yourself in because you were trying to be polite?

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I went on a date with someone who spent the entire evening talking about her ex.

When the bill arrived, she asked if I could pay because she was still healing.

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I once attended a meeting that could've been an email.

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The older I get, the more I understand why some men just sit outside and stare at absolutely nothing.

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@JMD88286760 Well, you’ve fought a good fight

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I wonder how many people are currently living a completely different life from the one they imagined five years ago.

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@good_jarvis4 😆

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Be honest: have you ever pretended not to see someone’s message because you simply didn’t have the energy to deal with the conversation? 😭

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@ArtoftheMil 😆

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Be honest: have you ever pretended not to see someone’s message because you simply didn’t have the energy to deal with the conversation? 😭

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@EddieBuck2019 Everyone says so
They’re big lairs

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If everyone suddenly became incapable of lying for 24 hours, which profession would suffer the most?

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What’s something someone did for you that was so small to them but meant a lot to you?

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@JMD88286760 Wow
Impressive

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I attended an interview where the interviewer asked why I wanted the job. I almost said, "Because you advertised that you're hiring."

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@JMD88286760 wtf, that’s a lot
Sorry about that