Alanna Del Rey

I'm the least consistent tweeter on the planet. My dog is way cooler than me. I drink a lot of coffee & complain about shit.

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

I’m very inconsistent with a lot of things in my life and tweeting definitely makes top 5

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

Also hello world, might be back for a brief intermission

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

Again reopened my Twitter from the depths of 2015 to say that @AmericanAir is the worst :)

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

Literally just opened Twitter to tell @AmericanAir that they’re the worst airline, hour 10 delay with no answers

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

I regret this already, old tweets are cringe

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

Had to log into Twitter for a training and looks like I haven’t been on here since 2019; ya girl is back

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

#NewProfilePic

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

YOUR 2019 #BarstoolBestBar NATIONAL CHAMPIONS: @SupDogsECU of @barstoolecu https://t.co/dZ1KiYAyV7

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarStoolSups @SupDogsECU

[Sup Dogs @SupDogsECU]

The Championship. RT!!!!🙏🚀

No one wants Penn State to win!!!

HOW TO VOTE📲. Simply tweet these 2 hashtags. Your account must be public #BarstoolSups #BarstoolBestBar

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

How do we still live in a world where wine can’t be delivered smh

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Y'all: people are too sensitive these days

[200 years ago]

Man: he implied my family was not honorable so we're gonna duel at dawn about it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Snoop Dogg just called Robert Kraft “fly as a motherfucker” and it’s probably only the 72nd coolest thing that happened to him today

[Kara @kcrowell5]

Some people have never played in a Super Bowl before and it shows

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

@colettefrida @Karlie326

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

As we all binge The Bundy Tapes on @Netflix and share the trailer for the Zac Efron movie, please remember the victims. These women all had hopes and dreams. They should all have movies made about them. I always try to remember what these monsters took away. #TedBundyTapes

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

I’ve been laughing about this all day

[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

Well this explains my excessive drinking

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The States That Consume The Most Alcohol by the National Institutes of Health:

1 New Hampshire
2 Washington, D.C.
3 Delaware
4 Nevada
5 North Dakota
6 Montana
7 Vermont
8 Wisconsin
9 Alaska
10 Idaho
11 South Dakota
12 Colorado
13 Maine
14 Minnesota
15 Oregon
19 Massachusetts

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[Alanna Del Rey @lannnner]

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